Eric Bristow Quotes

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• I like a drink, mate. I'll have maybe 10 or 12 pints on a good night out.
• All this cuddling and kissing on stage these days, well it's all right in football when someone scores a goal, but not when you're playing…
• I love cheese and biscuits, the stronger the better.
• I've got a nice little crafty deal with the people in Barbados; 10 days out there teaching the locals how to play darts for an…
• The Crafty Cockney had a picture of the owner dressed up as a copper, so I brought it home, wore it on TV and the…
• My dad was an Arsenal supporter and he used to take me there, but I've always been Chelsea.
• You eat when you're hungry, and I'm not normally hungry in the mornings.
• I remember when we were in the World Cup in Australia and I had to win the singles against Tony Payne, best of seven legs,…
• I play a lot of charity golf mainly. I'm a bandit 18 if I play two or three times a week.
• Nah, I don't watch TV either, apart from a few sports programmes. I just don't have the time.
• Mark my words, Michael Van Gerwen will knock Phil Taylor off his perch one day and be the best darts player on the planet.
• Any sport where people earn a lot of money you are going to get groupies.
• I was born at the right time. I was a freak - the only young player when darts took off in the 1970s.
• My dad bought me a dartboard for my 11th birthday, and I became intrigued by the game.
• I have two bowls of confidence for breakfast each morning.
• I was 15 when I got my first job as a proofreader for an advertising agency in the City, earning £12 a week. But by…
• I don't read books.
• It took me about 10 years to get rid of. I'm all right now, though, lovely, I'm throwing some nice darts at the moment, but…
• It's all right buying all these good players but they've got to gel, and that takes time.
• Trouble is, I don't get to play a lot at the moment because I've just signed a contract where I've got to do 200 shows…

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