All Ellie Kemper Quotes
- I can't do impressions. Funny
- I guess it's easier to think badly and then be pleasantly surprised. Badly
- I loved 'Freaks and Geeks.' I don't know a better show. Better
- I think I get certain pleasure from writing what I'm performing. Certain
- I want to be a morning-talk-show host. I love Kelly Ripa's job. She gets to live in New York and has this amazing job hosting… Amazing
- I wrote comedy sketches in college. College
- If you're going to plan a wedding, then a certain amount of suffering is not a choice. Amount
- Improv is mostly what I've studied. Funny
- In Los Angeles, people dress with the deep and earnest hope that people will do nothing but stare at them. Angeles
- Los Angeles survives on that which is unpredictable. The unexpected courses through its very veins. Angeles
- Most New Yorkers want to look amazing, and they want you to understand that they look amazing, but they also want you to stop staring… Amazing
- New York is like the weirdest city in the United States, in a great way, and Los Angeles is probably more similar to most of… America
- One nice thing that I have discovered about Los Angeles is the enthusiasm with which people dress. Angeles
- Growing up, I had one very specific idea of what a wedding should be, and that was the wedding of Fraulein Maria and Captain von… Captain
- I need to make sure that when I'm running out to the drugstore I'm not wearing a Biore strip or something. Not that I expect… Anyone
- I've never had prejudice against me because of being a woman in comedy, I've never felt any sort of unfairness because of that - but… Any
- My painting teacher in high school used to say, 'I can't paint like I want to, but through practice I'll get better.' But I don't… Better
- I think weather affects my mood a lot more than I thought, and I like to be in bad moods sometimes. Affects
- It's interesting because with a lot of people who I've met in comedy, it seems not to matter what your background is. In terms of… All