“You know what they say, Queenie: ALWAYS bet like you have a pair.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“How do you tactfully spin the term “man-whore” to someone’s sister?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Have you thrown ‘Why is a raven like a writing desk?’ at her yet?” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Pretty great view. You think they’d do something about the sharks.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I think it should be obvious by now that I’m not necessarily interested in reality.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t think I heard the same ending you did. Maybe you should tell it again.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Right, 'the Queen of Hearts.' Sounds to me like you’re just one bitch in a whole pack of cards, baby.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“You keep right on building that fence, Faye. See what good it does you.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Turns out rolling your eyes in a bar when ‘Land Down Under’ plays is like someone belching during the Star Spangled Banner… — Elle Lothlorien Belching Copy Share Image
“Well then, I guess I’m man enough to admit that I’m trying to get in touch with my inner bitch.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I believe the phrase you’re looking for is ‘too much money and not enough things to spend it on.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I think I can say with confidence that it’s a lot funnier if you haven’t actually been attacked by a shark.” — Elle Lothlorien Comedy Copy Share Image
“You can pay for whatever you want, but I just want to warn you that I prefer to stay at places that… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Because trying to think of how to ask a woman you’ve known for exactly two days if she’d be willing to get… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Yeah, well, when they say ‘You know it’s a long way, don’t you?’ what they really mean is: ‘You know it’d be… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I like it because when people use a lot of poker lingo, it usually means they’ve been playing the game for a… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I don’t know what this is for anyway. I mean, let me tell you what I’m never going to say to any… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I made sure to brush my teeth as soon as I was able. I even asked for a hair tie to pull… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I try not to laugh too loud, afraid a bark-like noise will be mistaken by any great whites lurking in the area… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Oh, I have plenty of problems with Rabbit, it’s just that my comfort level with his name is standing in line behind… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Alice, you might be the product of the biggest ball of ignorance, confidence, and good fortune the universe has ever manufactured. But… — Elle Lothlorien Confidence Copy Share Image
“I brought you out here because I wanted to share a sunrise with you, and maybe even a sunset. I wanted to… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Wait, and you had to ask him if Faye’s in danger? IF? Okay, first of all, I’m just going to admit that… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“The question is: will I get used to a menu with kilojoules instead of calories? I mean, I don’t think anyone even… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Alice, winning means manipulation. It means taking people—people who may have helped you in the past, even people you care about—and using… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“I think it would be prudent to advise you that due to extraordinary circumstances beyond our control, the original plan we had… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“By the way, don’t thank me for saving you, thank the lifeguards. If it was up to me, I would’ve just carried… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Who are you? Rabbit and Souris call you ‘Alice,’ me and Dee call you ‘Faye.’ I just didn’t know if ‘Alice’ was… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Okay, so English settlers brought rabbits with them to Australia to breed for food and stuff, right? But they escaped and basically… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Be a good little Alice and just follow the White Rabbit, okay?” — Elle Lothlorien Rabbit Copy Share Image
“You’re in the country of the kangaroo and the duck-billed platypus, and you’re asking ‘why is it a mushroom? Because it just… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Congratulations, Mousey, you’ve managed to insult every marsupial in the country in just under three kilometers.” — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
“Well, Faye, dear, I’m sure Harlow’s sorry she didn’t think to ask if you’d been eaten by a shark. That’s totally on… — Elle Lothlorien Copy Share Image
