Eeyore Quotes

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• This writing business. Pencils and what-not. Over-rated, if you ask me. Silly stuff. Nothing in it. Eeyore
• No Give and Take. No Exchange of Thought. It gets you nowhere, particularly if the other person's tail is only just in sight for the…
• A tail isn't a tail to them, it's just a little bit extra at the back.
• You don't always want to be miserable on my birthday, do you?
• They haven't got Brains, any of them, only grey fluff that's blown into their heads by mistake, and they don't Think.
• Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed. I make it 17 days come Friday since anybody spoke to me.
• After all, what are birthdays? Here today and gone tomorrow.
• One can't complain. I have my friends. Someone spoke to me only yesterday.
• Sitting on thistles doesn't do them any Good. Take all the Life out of them.
• I don't hold with all the washing, grumbled Eeyore. This modern Behind-the-ears nonsense.
• Owl flew past a day or two ago and noticed me. He didn't actually say anything mind you, but he knew it was me. Very…
• Everybody crowds around so in this Forest. There's no Space. I never saw a more spreading lot of animals in my life, and in all…
• Don't bustle me. Don't now-then me.
• A little Consideration, a little Thought for Others, makes all the difference. Or so the say.
• Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed. I make it 17 days come Friday since anybody spoke to me.Nobody tells me. Nobody keeps me informed.…
• I'm not going to do Nothing any more. Never again? Well, not so much. They don't let you.
• There are those who will wish you good morning. If it is a good morning, which I doubt
• When someone says How-do-you-do, just say you didn't.
• How do you do.
• After all, one cant complain. I have my friends. Somebody spoke to me only yesterday. And was it last week or the week before that…

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