Edward A. Murphy, Jr.

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• The first thing you'll have to do, is the last thing you wished. First Thing
• Every aquarium will eventually leak. Aquarium
• If there are two or more ways to do something and one of those ways can result in a catastrophe, then someone will do it. Catastrophe
• If there is a wrong way to do something, then someone will do it. Inspirational
• Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong Funny
• If anything can go wrong it will. Funny

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