Edgar Bergen Quotes

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• After 13 years of life on the half shell in Hollywood, I have made a trip where I wasn't a tourist.
• I was asking Charlie the most important questions, and you heard the answers.
• You find out your mistakes from an audience that pays admission.
• Nobody seems to know yet how television is going to affect the radio, movies, love, housekeeping or the church, but it has definitely revived vaudeville.
• So many people are working in vaudeville today that I looked for three weeks to book enough acts for an hour bill and didn't have…
• Show me where Stalin is buried and I'll show you a Communist Plot.
• Well, a friend in need is a friend indeed.
• We had to have a star each week.. Possibly our program being on Sunday and having a little fun with the Bible was dangerous.
• Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?
• Hey kid, do you want to come and talk to Charlie?
• But Charlie, Charlie, how can we ever really know anything? Charlie, what or who is God?
• I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I?
• OK, magic boy, let's see who you really are.

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