Eddie Murphy Quotes

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• Seventy-five years. That's how much time you get if you're lucky. Seventy-five years. Seventy-five winters, seventy-five springtimes, seventy-five summers, and seventy-five autumns. When you look…
• The best way you hurt rich people is by turning them into poor people
• My wife ain't gonna make love to me if I got no money!
• All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of a masterpiece.
• Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten.
• White boys always get the Oscar. It's a known fact. Did I ever get a nomination? No! You know why? Cause I hadn't played any…
• The other day I got out the shower and I bend down to reach for a towel, and I felt a sharp pain in my…
• Flowers are the fastest way to a woman's heart. Well, actually, the fastest way is through her rib cage, but flowers are a lot less…
• I just voted for Jesse Jackson !
• If I don't die in a plane crash or something, this country has a rare opportunity to watch a great talent grow.
• I've made 30 movies and for the most part my movies work. In a business where success is an exception and not the rule, I've…
• The economy in Ireland has been rampaging ahead for the last 15 years. Barring an international, political or natural catastrophe, things can only get better…
• Every bad decision I've made has been based on money. I grew up in the projects and you don't turn down money there. You take…
• I will blow your face clean off your face!
• I can figure out which Spice Girl I wanna impregnate.
• From the very beginning, I always tried to make dialogue flow comfortably; I always did that to make it seem more authentic.
• After all these years, I've done well and I'm cool. I feel comfortable in my skin, I've saved some paper, everybody's healthy, my kids are…
• I haven't read a newspaper in 20 years. I don't look at the computer or anything. You have to have a filter on what you…
• I’m a comedian who got into movies, so I don’t really think of myself as an actor.
• Making a movie is a collaborative effort and sometimes all the ingredients don't work out. I know that every now and again I am going…

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