Eamon Dunphy Quotes

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• He's fat and a clown, Bill, a fat clown for all to see.
• Found out. A nothing player.
• Ronaldo is a disgrace to the game. His petulance, temperament, throwing himself on the ground. It was a disgrace to professional football. This fella Ronaldo…
• I've never managed anywhere, I've managed to stay alive for 63 and a half years baby.
• Kilbane's head is better than his feet. If only he had three heads, one on the end of each leg.
• Niall Quinn is a creep. The man's an idiot, a Mother Theresa.
• He's one of the biggest whingers in world football... he's a bloody eejit.
• Well, I don't like to make outlandish statements. Not all the time. But Wimbledon would have beaten them 10-0.
• They just talk drivel. Whoever is winning is great, whoever isn't, isn't. It's banal. And also semi-literate at times ... they never criticise in an…
• We'll all see through Mourinho. We'll find out he's just a Bengal lancer.
• If ever a player was out of his class that night it was me.
• I'll have you know that I am not a failed Third Division footballer. I am a failed Second Division footballer.
• Michel Platini has no bottle. He is not a great player.
• Usually it takes a bottle of Bacardi and a gallon of Coke to get John out of his seat.
• That is NOT the arse of a £7million player!
• They get to the quarter-finals, Bill, I'll show up with a dress on
• That's the first time I've seen sex between two men on the BBC.
• You need dictatorships and poverty to produce great footballers.
• Ability and guts is an unbeatable combination.
• Somewhere in there the grace of a ballet dancer joins with the strength of an SAS squaddie, the dignity of an ancient kind, the nerve…

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