Dwayne Johnson Quotes

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• On the night Test faced the Great One, this is what he'll see... twelve sharpshooters stinging, eleven eyebrows raising, ten spines a'bustin, nine noggins knocking,…
• Happy Birthday To Steph, You're a Hoe with Big Breasts, so take the Night off from Hooking... If ya Smell what The Rock's cooking!
• Now, Bad Ass, you run your mouth about Summerslam. Well, here's the situation. The Rock says this, if the Rock hits you he'll kill you.…
• Take a little walk down Know You Role Boulevard, hang that right on Jabroni Drive, and then proceed to check your Aunt Jemima no-pancake-havin' ass…
• William Regal, what does besmirched mean?
• Yeah, arrest that man on the crime of having 8 Chicken McNuggets stuck up his arse.
• Take your ass to the corner of Know Your Role Boulevard and Jabroni Drive.
• The Rock is going to lay the smacketh down on your candy ass!
• Kevin Kelly, let The Rock answer your question with a question of his own: Are you mentally, as well as physically prepared to tickle the…
• Why do you ask The Rock stupid questions? Why are you an ugly hermaphrodite? Nobody knows, Kevin Kelly.
• Well, The Rock says this, you should be concerned with fixing yourself a nice, tall glass of shut-up juice!
• With a haircut like that and a face like that, it looks like Billy Ray Cyrus went and had sex with a retarded hyena.
• The jabroni beating, pie eating, trail-blazin', eyebrow raisin', all around, smack it down People's Champ, The Rock!
• The only thing strong about the French Army is their damn body odor.
• Well, I might take a plane, I might take a train. How do you people live here? You must be insane. I'm leaving Sacramento. Sacramento,…
• And then all of a sudden, you're doing jumping jacks, you're happy, because Kane can talk. The Big Red Retard can finally speak.
• Sweet cream on an ice cream sandwich!
• Let The Rock understand this, he beats your ass in cage match last week and now your the number 1 contender? Well The Rock knows…
• How dare you little jabroni come onto The Rock shows Smackdown and run your mouth about how your the game, well The Rock says, if…
• Now go back to Supercuts and get your $5 back jabroni!

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