Dudley Moore Quotes
- I certainly did feel inferior. Because of class. Because of strength. Because of height. I guess if I'd been able to hit somebody in the…
- It seems that a lot of people, who haven't known of me as a pianist, think I've just started off as a comedian. And so…
- Maybe the memory does play tricks. Increasingly, I'm thinking, 'What was their name? I knew that name yesterday.' I think that's what happens. At some…
- I wish I had a dime for every dime I have.
- In the course of an average lifetime anyone growing up in a house with such a clock will hear the tune over a million times.
- Jaguar — For men who'd like hand-jobs from beautiful women they hardly know.
- Volvo — they're boxy but they're good.
- I am trapped in this body, and there is nothing I can do about it.
- I haven't had that many women - only as many as I could lay my hands on.
- Music is the surest way of reaching someone else's heart.
- I'm always looking for meaningful one-night stands.
- The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror with a cop in it.
- Not everyone who drinks is a poet. Some of us drink because we're not poets.