Don Adams Quotes

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• I like getting married, but I don't like being married.
• I am a quick study - I can memorize a script in an hour - but I can't remember a name three seconds. I've even…
• I was married awfully young and I felt trapped. My wife had been divorced and all the time we were married we were out of…
• I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
• I am very excited to be the head women's basketball coach at Beloit College, ... This is a great opportunity for me. I am looking…
• I remember that the priest finally said to me, 'You wouldn't like to have a religion that makes things easy for you.' Now I know…
• I did movie star impressions as a kid in high school. Somehow they just got out of hand.
• Sometimes I wonder how I got into comedy at all
• I've been paying alimony since I was 14 and child support since 15. That's a joke, but not by much
• Maxwell is serious, dedicated, awkward, forgetful, pompous to a certain degree, sentimental.
• It was a special show that became a cult classic of sorts, and I made a lot of money for it.

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