Dodgeball Quotes
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Alright Kate, time to put your mouth where our balls are. -Peter LaFleur
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I'd love to, but I don't think they make a Sorry your dodgeball coach just got crushed by two tons of irony Hallmark card. -Peter…
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You had me at blood and semen. -Peter LaFleur
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Oh, hey, White. I didn't think Nazi camp got out until eight. Did you decide to skip arts and crafts? -Peter LaFleur
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Thank you, Chuck Norris. -Peter LaFleur
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Oh, now he's a philosophizer. -White Goodman
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Cram it up your cram hole, LaFleur! -White Goodman
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That's me. Six years and six-hundred pounds ago. -White Goodman
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Here at Globo Gym we understand that ugliness and fatness are genetic disorders, much like baldness or necrophilia, and it's only your fault if you…
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It's a metaphor. But that actually happened. -White Goodman
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Let's not find ourselves shackled by the bonds of employer/employee relations. Unless of course you're into that sort of thing... in which case I have…
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Nobody makes me bleed my own blood! Nobody! -White Goodman
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I have shareholders. You haven't even got... cupholders! -White Goodman
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Go on and make your jokes Mr.... Jokie Joke-maker! -White Goodman
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Here at Globo Gym, WE'RE BETTER THAN YOU! And we know it! -White Goodman
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Your Gym is a skid-mark on the underpants of society. -White Goodman
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Well, isn't that convenient for you... and the clock! -White Goodman
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Turn it up, Reggie, I wanna burn. -White Goodman
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If you can dodge traffic, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O'Houlihan
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If you can dodge a wrench, you can dodge a ball! -Patches O Houlihan
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