Desperate Housewives Quotes

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• Trust is a fragile thing once earned, it affords us tremendous freedom but once trust is lost, it can be impossible to recover of course…
• The search for power begins when we're quite young. As children, were taught that the power of good triumphs over the power of evil. But…
• I don't really know how to be friends with you.
• We didn't exactly forget. It's just usually when the hostess dies, the party is off. -Lynette
• Yeah, well, my heart wants to hurt you, but I'm able to control myself! -Susan
• I want a sexy little convertible! And I want to buy one, right now! -Gabrielle
• Deals are meant to be renegotiated. -Carlos
• Every time we went out for pizza you could have said, 'Hey, I once killed a man.' -Susan
• The way I see it is that good friends support each other after something bad has happened, great friends act as if nothing has happened.…
• Okay, yes I am closer to your father than I have been in the past, the bitter hatred has now settled to a respectful disgust.…
• And I love you because you find ways to compliment me when you could just say, 'I told you so.' -Susan
• How would you feel if I used your child support payments for plastic surgery? -Susan
• Why are all rich men such jerks? -Gabrielle
• Love isn't enough. Where would we live? Here? With your roommates? The only decoration in the bathroom is a bong! -Gabrielle
• Oh, sweetie, they didn't abandon you because you're a whore, they abandoned you because you weren't all that nice to begin with. -Bree Van De…
• Beating up a second gay guy looks bad. -Carlos
• Don't be angry; be thankful, children are a gift. -Father Crowley
• This is the way I see it, good friends offer to help in a crisis, great friends don't take no for an answer. -Bree Van…
• Of course I believe in evil...I work in real estate. -Edie
• The only person more self-centred than me is Carlos; he's so self-centred he doesn't even know how self-centred I am. -Gabrielle

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