Dead Kennedys Quotes

30 quotes in 287 categories

• Freedom scares you because it means responsibility.
• Twinkies are the best friend I've ever had.
• You give me head, it makes it worse, take out your retainer.
• Any kind of real change takes more time and work than changing channels on a TV set.
• People will always do drugs, let's legalize them.
• His graceless mansion, a shopping mall, filled with prayer rugs and Elvis dolls.
• Help me hate the world.
• Hate to interrupt, but it's against the law to jump off this bridge. You'll just have to kill yourself somewhere else.
• This world brings me down, I'm looking forward to death.
• Everybody so busy with LSD, they never get too strong. Kept the war running just fine.
• We wanna save the whales, we'll watch them feed. Buzz around them in boats, 'til they won't breed.
• A magazine says your face don't look right unless you wear our brand new wonder creme tonight.
• Forget honesty, forget creativity, the dumbest buy the mostest.
• Home taping is killing big entertainment industry profits, we left side two blank so you can help.
• Same old stupid sexist lyrics, or is Satan all you can think of?
• Surround you with pop fantasies just slightly out of reach to soften all the blows of your forced daily routine.
• We're the world industry's thought lords, the entertainment wing. We keep you in line by fixing your free will, surround you with pop fantasies.
• I'm proud of my trophies, like my empty beer cans.
• Lawrence Welk cranked up to 10, faster faster in my car.
• I ain't drunk, officer, I just fell getting out of my car.

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