David Brenner Quotes
- A vegetarian is a person who won't eat anything that can have children.
- When I go to a bar, I don't go looking for a girl who knows the capital of Maine.
- Entrepreneurs with disabilities are overwhelmingly successful.
- Nothing is going to stop Mike Tyson that doesn't have a motor attached.
- Digital brand integration is part of the evolution of product placement. It's simply another tool marketers use to get products integrated into shows. If you…
- I don't like to watch golf on television because I can't stand people who whisper.
- You know you're getting old when kids start to dress like you used to and movies are made about your teen life.
- We cannot attain the presence of God. We're already totally in the presence of God. What's missing is awareness.
- I want my tombstone to read: If this is a joke, I don't get it.
- It isn't how much time you spend somewhere that makes it memorable: it's how you spend the time.
- Friends are the most important part of your life. Treasure the tears, treasure the laughter, but most importantly, treasure the memories.
- We're careful not to saturate people.