I really don't turn the other cheek. So when I feel like I'm being attacked, I don't back down. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
I don't know how anyone lives in Miami. Because no one goes to sleep. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
Everybody hates Goodell. He unifies all Patriots fans, all New England, everybody hates him equally. He's really a hated guy. — Dave Portnoy England Copy Share Image
No Barstool writer has ever said or written one thing out of hate or anger. It's always to get a joke. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
There's so much PC police. There's so much, 'You can't do this, you can't do that.' We're the exact opposite. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
The first time I used 'Viva La Stool,' I was just bragging about something. People grabbed it, and it went viral organically. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
We will not bow down to the winds of PC culture whichever way they may blow. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
It's strange: There are feminists who like Barstool and then feminists who hate Barstool. — Dave Portnoy Feminism Copy Share Image
I like coal fired. I'm definitely, generally, always a coal-fired guy. Crispy, don't do a ton of sauce, but kind of a… — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
I want to make a boatload of money and i want to poof and maybe make it on the senior tour, live… — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
We make it very clear, we don't want our fans to say over-the-line things. But if someone is saying, 'I can't wait… — Dave Portnoy Business Copy Share Image
People know I'm a Jake Paul guy. I respect people who take over the Internet, and this guy has got maybe more… — Dave Portnoy Haters Copy Share Image
This is exactly why Barstool Sports has to exist. We're one of the few places - maybe the only place - on… — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
I figured I should have a website, because that's what everybody was doing. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
There are almost no other websites that have the type of readership we do. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
We don't take ourselves very seriously and view working at Barstool Sports as a way to avoid becoming slaves to cubicle life. — Dave Portnoy Life Copy Share Image
The people at Barstool Sports are a bunch of average Joes, who like most guys love sports, gambling, golfing and chasing short… — Dave Portnoy Average joe Copy Share Image
Unless you're getting a dollar slice, there's no real money difference between a chain and your local pizzeria. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
We don't back down from controversy - we fan the fires. People think we go out of our way to create it,… — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
I feel like I see more and more Neapolitan style, that I call 'fancy pizza' - that's not my cup of tea;… — Dave Portnoy Cup of tea Copy Share Image
We're a comedy site and have made fun of every single race, religion, creed and gender. We've made fun of it equally. — Dave Portnoy Comedy Copy Share Image
We're sick of other people saying what other people should laugh at. — Dave Portnoy Comedy Copy Share Image
We have no union at Barstool Sports. Nobody is trying to make a union at Barstool Sports. — Dave Portnoy Copy Share Image
Our readers get what we do, and I don't think about what it's going to look like to the outside world. I… — Dave Portnoy Books Copy Share Image
