Darrell Hammond Quotes
- College kids, don't be taking examples from me.
- I belong to the Democratic Party.
- Doctors didn't know what to do with me.
- Everyone always told me that I had the symptoms of a P.O.W.
- I have to give the SNL crew props - it cannot have been easy to work with me.
- I perform in the major leagues of what I do. It's incredible.
- I called my mother up and I said, 'You know, I've been to the best doctors in the world and I've spent almost half a…
- I was never in a mental institution for a long time. I was in psych wards.
- I ran into an extraordinary doctor. He got up inside my head and figured out how my brain processed things, what my core values were,…
- I think I wanted to write a book about the relationship between the victim and perpetrator in which the victim agrees to remain silent.
- When I left my parents' home when I was 19, I went to the University of Florida, and within 24 hours was in the mental…
- I've become fascinated by the idea that it's really achievable to make two or three small improvements in a week and by the end of…
- I'm not sure how a world leader reacts to the work of a clown.
- I don't know if I want to be a big star though.
- I'll get to make a lot of money and do some bad sitcoms.
- I've learned sometimes you just have to take the bad from people.
- If I can get a sanitized version of reality, I'll take it.
- Performing with anthrax in the building is not nearly as difficult as performing in a home where you might get stabbed at night.
- It's tough to play the right chord on the instrument when there's someone out there who wants to kill you.
- Some of the funniest people I know are not screwed up in the head.