Dara O Briain Quotes

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• There are three states of legality in Irish law. There is all this stuff which comes under That's grand, then it moves into Ah now…
• If we were truly created by God, why do we occasionally bite the insides of our mouths?
• Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop. But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with…
• Herbal medicine's been around for thousands of years! Indeed it has. And then we tested it all, and the stuff that worked became medicine. And…
• My iPod holds 3,000 albums. I own, like, 90 albums. My iPod sits at home, sullen, frustrated, and underused, like a wife who gave up…
• On getting mugged: I carry around months and months of receipts. I need a mugger who can file my VAT returns.
• I think the English are bipolar. 'We're the greatest, no we're terrible' - that's a constant English struggle. Crime is down, there's little poverty -…
• I'm an appalling cook. I can just about create a glass of orange juice and a ham-and-cheese sandwich.
• Nostalgia is heroin for old people.

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