Dan Aykroyd

I could sell used battery acid and make it fly.

— Dan Aykroyd

'Groundhog Day' was one of the greatest comedies ever made.

— Dan Aykroyd

I could live on challah bread, the Jewish kosher bread, quite happily.

— Dan Aykroyd

I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me.

— Dan Aykroyd

I think I'm a narcoleptic. I could sleep on a railway track with a train running over me, in-between the rails.

— Dan Aykroyd

You do not need a therapist if you own a motorcycle, any kind of motorcycle!

— Dan Aykroyd

I had a slight touch of Tourette's, which means you talk to yourself and bark and cry out at night.

— Dan Aykroyd

I bought an island in 1987. It's in one of the lakes in Canada. I went around it in my boat and…

— Dan Aykroyd

I'd make a bad preacher.

— Dan Aykroyd

I am a Spiritualist, a proud wearer of the Spiritualist badge. Mediums and psychic research have gone on for many, many years.

— Dan Aykroyd

Parodies of commercials are by no means new and have been popular going back to black-and-white TV shows of the '50s.

— Dan Aykroyd

Politics has got too personal, too nasty, in Britain, as it has in America.

— Dan Aykroyd

My whole thing is to entertain, make people laugh and to forget about the real world for awhile.

— Dan Aykroyd

I had a slight touch of Tourette's, which means you talk to yourself and bark and cry out at night. I find…

— Dan Aykroyd

I have this kind of mild nice-guy exterior, but inside my heart is like a steel trap.

— Dan Aykroyd

The Right-wingers everywhere take themselves too seriously, whether in the U.S. or the U.K. And, by the way, so does the Left.…

— Dan Aykroyd

When I was sixteen I was pretending to be Charlie Musselwhite. I had a long raincoat on, my hair slicked back, and…

— Dan Aykroyd

When I'm not acting, I'm writing, building an inventory of scripts. Even if they sit on the shelf, I just keep stacking…

— Dan Aykroyd