Damon Wayans Quotes

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• My father was the guy on the block who said hi to everyone.
• The show has become my therapy.
• We have four beautiful children and some wonderful memories.
• This town was built on nepotism.
• I was 12 years old when I had my first job, delivering packages.
• And for my family, comedically, that was the key to a lot of the humor.
• The less food, the more time to talk, the more to talk about.
• Some struggle is healthy. If you can embrace it rather than be angry, you can use it as your pilot light.
• My kids have a competitive drive I never had growing up.
• I never thought about being famous.
• And my marriage was perfect when I wasn't famous.
• Being a celebrity, I don't even have to talk.
• But my kids, my brothers' kids - they think about trying to top what we did.
• My father is a Jehovah's Witness, and he raised us under a very strict hand.
• Nobody can stop you but you. And shame on you if you're the one who stops yourself.
• From now on, my little group of shaved scrotum sacks, you will walk like me, talk like me, eat like me, and until you win…
• My Name is Major Benson Winifred Payne. As of 0800, I am replacing Major Frankfurt as your commanding officer.
• See what we have here is a failure to communicate.
• Do not attempt to challenge my authority. I have eight weeks to turn you gaggle of maggots into a well-discipline cadet unit. From this day…
• Let me tell you something ass-eyes, let me tell you ALL something: war has made me very PARANOID! and when you get to eye-balling me,…

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