Damien Fahey Quotes
- No one's dream job involves a kiosk.
- It's never your successful friends posting the inspirational quotes
- Rappers shouldn't have to file taxes because they itemize everything they own in songs.
- Paul Ryan looks like the car rental salesman who bullies you into getting full coverage.
- Before taking the stage, Paul Ryan spent 6 hours staring into a mirror working on 'concerned eyebrow.'
- My other car is a vehicle with a bumper sticker describing this car.
- My life is now a constant assessment of whether what's happening in real life is more entertaining than what's happening on my phone.