Curly Quotes

25 quotes in 308 categories

• Life is tough, get a helmet.
• Laugh youre heart out, Dance in the rain. Cherish The Moment, Ignore the pain, Live, Laugh, Love, forgive and forget. Lifes too Short To Be…
• Im ridiculously awesome; therefore I live a ridiculously awesome life with ridiculously awesome friends!!
• Life is simple!!! But it is up to you how you live it!!!
• Forgive but dont forget. Live with no regrets.
• Everybody wants happiness nobody wants pain. But you cant hav a rainbow without a little rain.
• Life is sweeter than sugar but at the same time it is as sour as a lemon.
• My teacher told me to write down what I wanted to be when I grow up. I wrote down happy. When I showed it to…
• Dont like me? Your problem. Think Im trippin? Tie my shoes. Cant stand me? Sit down. Cant face me? Turn around. Think I care? Think…
• You hate me? even better! You think you know me? you have no clue! You dont have to love me! You dont have to like…
• When your mom dropped you off at the school, she got a ticket for littering.
• Whats the point of putting on makeup, a monkey is gonna stay a monkey.
• Its not that Im smarter than you, its just that youre dumber than everyone else.
• Wow! You have a huge pimple in between your shoulders! Oh wait thats your face.
• Teacher: What tense is I am beautiful in? Student: Its surely the past tense.
• Youre so ugly, when you were born, the doctor said Wheres the baby? Youre so ugly, when you were born, your parents sued the doctor.…
• Holy wow! it looks like your face caught fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork.
• Dont sneeze! Your brain is so small, it might slip out
• You are the reason scientists decided that we descended from apes.
• Youre so ugly you have to sneak up on a glass of water just to see your reflection.

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