It's nice to know there's a way to pay the bills other than third-and-8 and getting your bell rung. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I like girls that aren't too bright because you can trick 'em a little bit. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
The hardest thing in the world is to know as much about any team as a good, solid fan in that area. — Cris Collinsworth Football Copy Share Image
I have an accounting degree and a law degree and had never really used either. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
High school girls love me. Fourteen to eighteen, I'm a big star with them. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I didn't want people to see me driving a new car and living in a high style and then playing poorly. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I've actually made a science out of how to brag about my daughter. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
You don't want to get nervous or uptight. Nobody plays well that way. — Cris Collinsworth Anxiety Copy Share Image
I thank goodness every day that I played in the no-huddle, and it was Sam Wyche in Cincinnati who's really one of… — Cris Collinsworth Day Copy Share Image
At Florida, I could outrun or out jump a lot of players. But everyone in this league runs either a 4.4 or… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I've been playing the Super Bowl in my backyard ever since I was In the third grade. I've been making some great… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
PFF has already changed the way I think about building a team and play-calling. I can remember a time when everybody thought… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
To be able to say you're a state 100-yard dash champion from the state of Florida it just doesn't get a whole… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
In college, I might see three different coverages in an entire game. In the pros, you see three different coverages on three… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I'm looking for a job where I can sleep late and have my afternoons free with a lot of money. But those… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
Hey, I learned early the game of football is just that, a game, and you can't get too uptight. If things get… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I do think I had a big advantage for the first four years I was in broadcasting, that no one really saw… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I have said things to people on the field and in business that I cannot believe came out of my mouth.When you… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
It's always irked me that they always say the white receiver has great hands or runs great routes or is a possession… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
Lots of guys have tried to impersonate John Madden and it just doesn't work. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
Doing the games for the NFL Network on Thursday night on a short week, that's work. — Cris Collinsworth Football Copy Share Image
I'd be less than honest if I said I didn't have my doubts as to whether my children should be playing football. — Cris Collinsworth Children Copy Share Image
Growing up is hard enough. When you have to deal with adults all day, it's just that much more difficult. — Cris Collinsworth Adolescence Copy Share Image
Every year at the NFL Scouting Combine in Indianapolis, PFF meets with nearly every team. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
The one thing I learned from five years of law school is that I definitely didn't want to be an attorney. — Cris Collinsworth Attorney Copy Share Image
Daniel Jones has enough skills to play in the NFL at a high level. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
You know, I'm really bad at apologies. I'm just really bad at 'em. — Cris Collinsworth Apologies Copy Share Image
I've always been a big fan of what Ron Rivera and Sean McDermott have been able to put together on the defensive… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
Who the heck wants to go to school after you just played in the Super Bowl? — Cris Collinsworth Football Copy Share Image
Whether you're going to fail or succeed, you've got to be yourself. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I feel if football doesn't work out for me, I can always become a rock star. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
You really don't get into a groove until you play two or three games. — Cris Collinsworth Football Copy Share Image
I've had so many conversations over the years with Phil Simms about just grinding it out and winning ugly. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
John Madden is arguably the greatest broadcaster of all time, but I don't want to be John Madden. — Cris Collinsworth Broadcaster Copy Share Image
I believe in Daniel Snyder. I believe in his great passion for the Washington Redskins. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I don't think anybody could understand what its like to be an athlete at Harvard University. — Cris Collinsworth Athlete Copy Share Image
Sometimes pitchers' duels are just as interesting as home-run affairs. — Cris Collinsworth Baseball Copy Share Image
