Most of the really stupid comments I've made in my years in Cincinnati are concerning bachelorhood. — Cris Collinsworth Bachelorhood Copy Share Image
Believe me, I'm not longing for the days when I was going to become a lawyer. Especially come tax time. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
There is nothing that anybody could do to make me any prouder of my daughter than what she's accomplishing at Harvard. — Cris Collinsworth Children Copy Share Image
I don't think anybody could understand what its like to be an athlete at Harvard University. — Cris Collinsworth Athlete Copy Share Image
John Madden is arguably the greatest broadcaster of all time, but I don't want to be John Madden. — Cris Collinsworth Broadcaster Copy Share Image
I believe in Daniel Snyder. I believe in his great passion for the Washington Redskins. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
God forbid I do the 'Electric Slide' at a wedding or something. People would lose their minds. — Cris Collinsworth God Copy Share Image
Sometimes pitchers' duels are just as interesting as home-run affairs. — Cris Collinsworth Baseball Copy Share Image
You don't name something after something derogatory. You wouldn't name your child something derogatory. You wouldn't name your team something derogatory. — Cris Collinsworth Child Copy Share Image
If you said, 'What is the most important aspect of winning football games?' I don't think I could give you an answer… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
We do plenty of high praise, but if a play deserves to be criticized or I don't believe he belongs in the… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
There aren't many people in the world that were on television in the history of God's green earth talking to 110 million people. — Cris Collinsworth God Copy Share Image
I think free agency changed the league more than the money. Teams had to build better facilities, coaches had to develop more… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
My dad always said, 'There's no limit to the amount of people you can entertain as long as you're willing to be… — Cris Collinsworth Dad Copy Share Image
In order to play this game, at one point in your life you've got to be a little mentally deranged. And every… — Cris Collinsworth Football Copy Share Image
Anytime you see somebody get hurt in this country and it's on television, and it seems unfair... I hope every human being… — Cris Collinsworth Country Copy Share Image
Whether it's Al Michaels, when the earthquake happened in San Francisco and his ability to handle it like Walter Cronkite would have… — Cris Collinsworth Ability Copy Share Image
When I broadcast my first NFL game during the 1989 season, I had absolutely no idea what to study or how to… — Cris Collinsworth Film Copy Share Image
Whether you're going to fail or succeed, you've got to be yourself. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
You really don't get into a groove until you play two or three games. — Cris Collinsworth Football Copy Share Image
I feel if football doesn't work out for me, I can always become a rock star. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I've had so many conversations over the years with Phil Simms about just grinding it out and winning ugly. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I get free meals in Cincinnati restaurants, girls scream when I just walk into a room. — Cris Collinsworth Food Copy Share Image
I try to emulate the Lynn Swanns, and the John Jeffersons and the fact they're black or white has nothing to do… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
As a player, I never, never feared getting hurt, but I feared being embarrassed. — Cris Collinsworth Being Copy Share Image
If Ryan Kalil isn't the game's best center, he's pretty darn close to it. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
How much has spending most of the offseason in prison affected Jamal Lewis' poor start?. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I'm not gonna deny it, I walk around with hundred dollar bills hanging out of my pocket. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
That's always going to be the issue though when you're playing with a young quarterback. There's going to be ups and downs. — Cris Collinsworth Football Copy Share Image
Doing the games for the NFL Network on Thursday night on a short week, that's work. — Cris Collinsworth Football Copy Share Image
Lots of guys have tried to impersonate John Madden and it just doesn't work. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
It's always irked me that they always say the white receiver has great hands or runs great routes or is a possession… — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I'd be less than honest if I said I didn't have my doubts as to whether my children should be playing football. — Cris Collinsworth Children Copy Share Image
Growing up is hard enough. When you have to deal with adults all day, it's just that much more difficult. — Cris Collinsworth Adolescence Copy Share Image
High school girls love me. Fourteen to eighteen, I'm a big star with them. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
I have an accounting degree and a law degree and had never really used either. — Cris Collinsworth Copy Share Image
You don't want to get nervous or uptight. Nobody plays well that way. — Cris Collinsworth Anxiety Copy Share Image
