Crap Quotes
- If you want to see me naked. all you have to do is ask ... :D
- The amount of food I just ate could've satisfied world hunger.
- You can stay, but your clothes must go.
- Sometimes I purposefully brush against strangers that I think are attractive, then say sorry and smile.
- Give nothing but love..
- Seriously lololol XD
- I am in such a good ass mood for no damn reason.
- When you find out that the food you've been eating is hurting your health... No... They wouldn't hurt me, they're my friends...
- I'm not crying, there's just something in my eye.
- You got my heart and that's all that matters.
- I was being so productive but then I saw food.
- I never knew how important popcorn was to me until I entered college.
- Sometimes I make up stories to go along with the pictures I find. And I always wish they would happen to me.
- Nothing feels better than walking back into your warm bed after a morning pee.
- You gotta make your own music, even if no one sings along.
- I got a camera, the stamina, some whips, and some chains; how about we swag it up, rip it off and drink some champagne?