All Craig Reucassel Quotes
- Fighting a war on terrorism is like fighting against crime. We can never hope to eradicate crime, so we shouldn't bother fighting it. Bother
- Nothing surpasses the beauty and elegance of a bad idea. Bad
- New studies show that 100% of all smokers die. All
- Don't trust anyone who has been in school for the past 24 consecutive years. Anyone
- It's funny how social activists usually protest against the only things that have a credible chance of achieving the activists' goals. Achieve
- It's hardware that makes a machine fast. It's software that makes a fast machine slow. Computer
- Liberalism is financed by the dividends from Conservatism. Conservatism
- Geez, all that money we waste on space exploration; just think how many bombs that would buy! All
- The entire universe is working against me. I can't believe the entire universe could be that foolish! Believe
- It's funny how most activists are pacifists. Activist
- Think Tank, noun: The shower. Noun
- I wonder if those people shown protesting the deployment of nuclear weapons to western Europe during the Reagan era are feeling appropriately stupid today. 'Please… All
- When shooting in the dark, it is a good idea to use a machine gun. Brilliant
- If the shoe fits, it is probably worn out. Boots
- Don't judge a book by its thickness either. Book
- Whoever invented double clicking should be shot in the head! Twice! Clicking
- You usually have to wait for that which is worth waiting for. Inspirational
- Why are people unemployed? Because there is no work. Why is there no work? Because people are not buying products and services. Why are people… Buying
- Silence is a statement that is open to gross misinterpretation. Gross
- Never underestimate the power of a simple tool. Inspirational