Craig Bruce Quotes

19 quotes in 177 categories

• The world is real. Consciousness is the illusion.
• Yeah, computers are going to take over the programming business because they have become so fast recently that they can solve the Halting Problem in…
• Time is a resource whose supply is inversely proportional to its demand.
• Something is always simple until you try it.
• Temporary solutions often become permanent problems.
• When you talk to yourself, at least you know that someone is listening.
• From each according to his ability, to each according to his ability.
• Never question the relevance of truth, but always question the truth of relevance.
• When trying to locate something, search your mind first.
• The difference between being able to understand something and inventing it in the first place... is called genius.
• When you are finished with it, put it back in the first place that you looked for it.
• I am woman, hear me bitch.
• It's easy to idealize someone that you don't know.
• Live every day as if it is your last, and you'll be correct sooner than you otherwise would be.
• My to-do list is so long that it doesn't have an end; it has an event horizon.
• 'Programming' is a four-letter word.
• The only people I've ever heard saying that disagreeing with Bush, Cheney and Rumsfeld is un-American or treasonous are people who disagree with Bush, Cheney…
• The people who actually do things always suffer the slings and arrows of those who don't.
• Things always look better when you haven't seen them.

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