Coolio Quotes

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• I used to walk to school with my nose buried in a book.
• But when I really look back on my life, being really honest about it and now that I've got the chance to travel the world,…
• If you've got beef, then eat a porkchop
• Everything I cook tastes better than yo' momma's nipples.
• I just think it's my responsibility as a human being and an entertainer to see the soldiers.
• I wasn't driving down the wrong side of the street, smoking marijuana, waving my gun out the window.
• I never let any of my sons beat me at videogames.
• I'm innocent. I've done nothing. I'm a nice guy.
• I perform for soldiers because they are important.
• This dish ain't just called Karate Meat because it's got an Asian kick to it. It's called Karate Meat because it will beat you up…
• Hell, when I was growing up, I could make a meal out of a package of Top Ramen and a bottle of Windex.
• Leave the eggs to bathe for 15 minutes in the hot water like a sexy Swedish chick in a natural mineral sauna.
• On how to make an egg roll: "Roll it nice and tight like a blunt."
• Seriously, if someone don't like this appetizer, you gotta grab they scruffy ass by the back of their neck and throw them out on the…
• If knowledge is power and power is knowledge, then how so many idiots be graduating from college?
• Take some time and educate your mind, in the long run I'm sure you're fine.
• Pixie and Dixie just did a drive by on Donald Duck, but they shot and missed and now Bugs Bunny is getting kind of pissed.
• A mind is a terrible thing to waste was the slogan, but now it's 95 and it's don't forget the Trojan.
• I'm 23 now, but will I live to see 24?
• They say I need to learn, but nobody's here to teach me. If they don't understand, how can they reach me?

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