Cody Lundin Quotes

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• The more survival skills an individual has that have been practiced physically and otherwise, the better odds they have for those skills coming to the…
• I feel like a tick on a dog.
• I feel like an hors deurve waiting to happen.
• I'm the Bernie Madoff of this spider.
• I know I look like a piece of sausage to those lions. A sausage with braids.
• It's like walking through someone's small intestine.
• I feel like a nude little piece of white meat out here.
• It's like walking on a 1970 blaze orange shag carpet in a kitchen.
• So do you want a turd sandwich or a turd sandwich with mustard. I'd go with the mustard, but still, it's a turd sandwich.
• Rat is a lot like duck, except with a wonderfully nutty flavor.
• You're my depth gauge. If I see your hat floatin', I'll stop.
• So I'm pampering myself to a homemade stone pumice session, to sand down my feet because I'm worth it.
• It's a recipe for disaster.
• We need to look for water. Water, water, water, water.
• If I don't have s*** in my pocket now, you'll have s*** in your pants later.
• We can't move quickly. You move quick out here and you die quick.
• I'm all for the path of least resistance.
• Where there is water, there are people.
• You get diarrhea out here, you dehydrate from the inside out - you leave the gene pool.
• The irony here is we're looking for water and we're looking out for water. Without it you die, and with too much of it you…

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