“Wow," a man said. "The song made you sound like an average loser, but in reality you were a horribly pathetic loser.” — Christopher Healy League-of-princes Copy Share Image
“I'm Liam of Erinthia. I'm here to rescue you ... And You are not Cinderella. You are a tree branch wrapped in… — Christopher Healy Cinderella Copy Share Image
“Once you've been squashed by a giant, a troll doesn't even seem nearly as heavy.” — Christopher Healy Humor Copy Share Image
“Knowledge is power. For instance, don’t you feel much more powerful now that you have the knowledge that knowledge is power?” — Christopher Healy Knowledge Copy Share Image
“No, Princes Charming, " Duncan cheerfully corrected. "'Prince' is the noun; that's what gets pluralized. 'Charming' is an adjective; you can't add… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Listen up, Mount High-Hair," Gustav barked. "Say what you want about me, but lay off the rest of the team. I've been… — Christopher Healy Humor Copy Share Image
“On still another road, a green-haired man wobbled by on peppermint-stick stilts; a fiery-plumed bird of paradise perched on his shoulder. But… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
“Duncan, what are you?" "Human!" Duncan cried, trembling with excitement. "More specific," Liam said, still dramatically. "A five-foot-two human!" "I'm going for… — Christopher Healy Copy Share Image
