Christopher Abraham Quotes
- A butterfly is incapable of flight until the struggle to free himself from his cocoon has given his wings the strength he needs; the hardest…
- History becomes easier to remember once you start playing a significant part in it.
- There are only two reasons why you'd stare at your crotch with a smile on your face when driving; neither one of them is legal.
- If you're wondering why it's so difficult to find a relationship with someone who's a good kisser, you should probably start trying it with someone…
- Friends DON'T let friends watch the Oprah Winfrey Network!
- Talking to stupid people is a lot like playing with a slinky. You might get a little frustrated at first, but you can't stop laughing…
- That awkward moment when you first realized that you probably shouldn't have pulled his finger!