“I have no doubt in my mind that you have had that effect on men, since I feel like I’ve died every… — Christine Zolendz Psychology Copy Share Image
“This, right here with you is the closest that I'll ever come to heaven That's all right by me, because you are… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“You know, if you're going to be a smart ass, you should start by being smart. Otherwise, you're really just an ass.” — Christine Zolendz Intelligence Copy Share Image
“I've waited for what feels like two thousand years to tell you how much I love you and to touch your lips… — Christine Zolendz Love Copy Share Image
“You two are making me feel like I need to wear a condom over my head so I can't get pregnant from… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Holy fellatio! You are standing there licking him up with your eyes! Do you freaking hear the old seventies porn music playing… — Christine Zolendz Grace Copy Share Image
“All I Need are Shoes, Booze and Bad boys with Tattoos.” — Christine Zolendz Bad boy Copy Share Image
“I've spent my entire existence trying to create this perfect fairytale happy ever after future; bending fate to the way I thought… — Christine Zolendz Destiny Copy Share Image
“Hey, and the rock star is here too! How you doing, son?” “Hey, Mr. Rossi. Thanks for having me today. I’m doing… — Christine Zolendz Dining room Copy Share Image
