Chris Time Steele Quotes

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• It takes forty whacks to take down a tree, it takes one word to take down me.
• I was happy being the captain until I found out we were trapped inside this bottle.
• If love is blind, then hate has 20/20 vision.
• Sorry if I sneeze around you, I'm allergic to assholes.
• A tree has no funeral and neither do relationships
• I'm feeling so swell, I'm feeling so good, everything is going exactly how it should.
• It's funny how everyone has idols but they'll never be them, be your own.
• Monsanto is suing farmers over nature, acting they're Mother Nature when they're the ones that raped her.
• Here's some shut the fuck up pills, have a pack.
• Life's like tennis we wait till we're 40 to look for love misplace our racket get our teeth knocked out and God's the dentist.
• Everyone's fake, I feel like I'm walking through a wax museum.
• There's a thing called TRUST and when that T runs away to be TOUCHED all you're left with is RUST.
• A friend minus R ain't nothing but a fiend.
• Without an L, world is just a word.
• It's easy to hate, it's easy to blame, it's harder to look in the mirror and face and your opponent.
• It used to be bros before hoes but now you're the gardener
• Don't get used to me, I like your smile I don't want to see a fake one.
• Put the past to sleep and you will awake in the present.
• Find happiness in your denial and just smile.
• They told me to use my imagination so I imagined a nation free of brainwashing radio and television stations

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