Chic Murray Quotes
- I was taking my dog out the other day and I met this chap who asked me where I was going. The dog is foaming…
- After I told my wife that black underwear turned me on, she didn't wash my Y-fronts for a month.
- My father was from Aberdeen, and a more generous man you couldn't wish to meet. I have a gold watch that belonged to him. He…
- My father was a simple man. My mother was a simple woman. You see the result standing in front of you, a simpleton