Cheshire Cat Quotes

21 quotes in 185 categories

• Silent...but smiling.. you might want to run
• And you've picked up a bit of an attitude, still curious and willing to learn, I hope.
• How fine you look when dressed in rage. Your enemies are fortunate your condition is not permanent. You're lucky, too. Red eyes suit so few.
• Most unpleasant metaphor. Please avoid it in the future.
• Here's a riddle: When is a croquet mallet like a billy club? I'll tell you: Whenever you want it to be!
• Is our situation not dismal? Wonderland is so discombobulated that lady bugs have turned belligerent and enlisted in the queen's army! PUNISH THEIR CONVERSION!
• I can't know everything, pretend you're an orphan.
• To the royal guards of this realm, we are all victims in-waiting.
• The uninformed must improve their deficit, or die.
• Those who say there's nothing like a nice cup of tea for calming the nerves never had *real* tea. It's like a syringe of adrenaline…
• Only a few find the way, some don't recognize it when they do, some...don't ever want to.
• The Queen is dead and gone. Well, at least she's gone... for now. Long live Alice! Long live Wonderland.
• Meta-Essence is the life-force of Wonderland. That of your enemies is especially potent. Collect what you can. Use it wisely.
• If your stature were an illness, it seems that the Centipede dispenses medicine to make you well.
• I've never trusted toadstools, but I suppose some must have their good points.
• Let your need guide you behavior. Suppress your instinct to lead...Pursue Rabbit!
• The proper order of things is often a mystery to me. You, too?
• I'm afraid I have to expel a rather ferocious hairball. You're on your own, girl.
• Haste makes waste, so I rarely hurry. But if a ferret were about to dart up my dress, I'd run.
• That was rude, you are! Rabbit knows a thing or two and I myself, don't need a weather-vane to tell which way the wind blows.

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