Charles E. McKenzie Quotes
- Playing golf is like raising children. You keep thinking you'll do better next time.
- Nothing grieves a child more than to study the wrong lesson and learn something he wasn't suppose to.
- Education helps you earn more. But not many schoolteachers can prove it.
- Schoolteachers are not fully appreciated by parents until it rains all day Saturday.
- Sign on a High School bulletin board in Dallas: Free every Monday through Friday-knowledge. Bring your own containers.
- Advice is like mushrooms. The wrong kind can prove fatal.
- The biggest farce of man's history has been the argument that wars are fought to save civilization.
- It's a pleasure to give advice, humiliating to need it, normal to ignore it.
- Etc. is a perfect word-when you can't think of the right one.
- Choice, not chance, determines destiny.
- Isn't it wonderful how dogs can win friends and influence people without ever reading a book.
- In a bureaucracy, they shoot the bull, pass the buck, and make seven copies of everything.
- Bureaucrats live on the fat of the land, while the rest of us stay skinny laboring to pay their salaries.
- The courage to speak must be matched by the wisdom to listen.
- Nobody is sicker than the man who is sick on his day off.
- There is always something to be thankful for. If you can't pay your bills, you can be thankful you are not one of your creditors.