Cathy Ladman Quotes
- Marriage is like a 5,000- piece jigsaw of the sky.
- My parents only had one argument in 45 years. It lasted 43 years.
- I got a postcard from my gynecologist. It said, Did you know it's time for your annual check-up? No, but now my mailman does.
- Jews can't serve on juries because they insist they're guilty.
- I don't have any kids. Well, at least none I know about.
- All religions are the same: religion is basically guilt, with different holidays.