Carrot Top Quotes

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• It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people.
• We must strive to move forward in life, by acknowledging the forces that are thrusted upon ourselves by means of fear, and relinquish them by…
• I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny.
• Almost every day, someone asks if I ever flat iron my hair. I say, 'No, because I'm afraid it wouldn't look good and wouldn't come…
• On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then…
• So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason.
• Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it.
• It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends.
• I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything.
• People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something.
• I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people...…
• I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college.
• Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.
• I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved.
• I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character…
• Comics don't like to see other comics do well.
• I have a home in Orlando. That's kind of my default 'getaway' city.
• I have to go out for lunch and dinner because I can't cook. I need a woman to come and save me from my cooking.
• I would like to be someone like Steve Martin. That's the path I'd like to follow.
• I've always believed that it's important to give something back to the world and community.

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