Bryan Miller Quotes
- Never eat Chinese food in Oklahoma.
- The quality of food is in inverse proportion to a dining room's altitude, especially atop bank and hotel buildings (airplanes are an extreme example).
- Around every corner lurk greasy Fisherman's Platters that give children nightmares, Naugahyde minute steaks that put tofuburgers in a favorable light and all those ubiquitous…
- The disparity between a restaurant's price and food quality rises in direct proportion to the size of the pepper mill.
- The highway is replete with culinary land mines disguised as quaint local restaurants that carry such reassuring names as Millie's, Pop's and Capt'n Dick's.