Bryan Callen Quotes

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• Some comics really thrive on being disrespectful, especially toward women, and it's somehow understood as edgy, but I'm the opposite. I've never liked curse words…
• Guys want a 500 horsepower car. I'd rather have one horsepower - in a horse. That's macho. You go to pick up your date and…
• I guess I am attracted to older women. I'm looking for a 40-something who has had her heart broken two or three hundred times. She's…
• My point of view is that men are basically animals, and I'm okay with that.
• Compare sending someone a text message and getting a love letter delivered by carrier pigeon. No contest.
• There are so many hot, sexy women in L.A.
• My parents were really nice to me.
• Comedy is surprise. Comedy is not something that you can, necessarily, do twice.
• Women find men attractive who are aggressive... but later on, they get worried that that aggression, that alpha energy, is going to be turned back…

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