Crap Daddy? Crap Daddy is with his wife in Colorado. I bet you right now he riding horseback in the mountains. — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
There's a level of protection you need to give to your kids, and then sometimes you need to just let them figure… — Brody Jenner Child Copy Share Image
Finding a relationship is a lot harder than in the past. People thinking they really know you is hard. They don't know… — Brody Jenner Relationship Copy Share Image
Him and Heidi, I guess theyre just inseperable and thats all he needs right now. Thats what I feel like. So, now… — Brody Jenner Dating Copy Share Image
I understand that youre in love, BUT, it just sucks when you just flake out on the homies like that. — Brody Jenner Love Copy Share Image
I feel like Im back in high school with this.. how long have I been friends with you? What a little b****. — Brody Jenner Friends Copy Share Image
Homey, youve been dating Heidi for one year. Why dont you wait at least two or three or four or five. — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
Australians aren't really that crazy; in L.A. you get a little crazier. From my experience at least, Aussies don't really care that… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
My mother is the most incredible woman on this entire Earth, and she's so giving and loving and sweet and she always… — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
Dude! I dont have a problem with you, you know that, its like I love ya, weve been best friends since we… — Brody Jenner Best friend Copy Share Image
I've had good sex with somebody and just kind of been afterward - "Wow." Once they started opening their mouth and showing… — Brody Jenner Fun Copy Share Image
I've been in a relationship for almost two years now, so I'm kind of locked in there. My mind doesn't even really… — Brody Jenner Being honest Copy Share Image
What? Dude? Are you talking about getting married? You cant even say it with a straight face. Look at that little smirk. — Brody Jenner Getting married Copy Share Image
Everyone thinks something like 'The Hills' just falls into your lap. It's not true. You have to work for everything. — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image
Oh but its like homey, get married at like 30, 35, its like wait, you gotta live your youth, you wan to… — Brody Jenner Marriage Copy Share Image
You aint using my credit card, fool. This is your ring. Im not stupid enough to get married at 23. You are. — Brody Jenner Copy Share Image