Brian Celio Quotes
- A government full of Democrats would rather have you be a Republican, and a government full of Republicans would rather have you be a Democrat,…
- I watch what I eat every day. I mean, who actually eats with their eyes closed?
- I write my own quotes. Except this one. I obviously stole this from somebody really clever.
- Love becomes logically true when lost but still sought from the same source.
- The only way to get under me is to get over yourself.
- He has your finger, but I have your heart.
- Some people put up a peace sign with one hand. Some people put up the middle finger instead. I use two hands and put up…
- Technology forced me to divorce a pixie and remarry a pixel.
- As much as it hurts, I would rather miss someone than hit someone.
- Comedy is only as stupid as you are smart.
- I imagine the life of an atheistic praying mantis to be rather torturous.
- You might not be able to stomach it, but as long as you can mind it, your heart will be all right.
- Chuck Norris doesn't need to understand the work of James Joyce; James Joyce needs to understand the work of Chuck Norris.
- Dear disgruntled artists: the key to success isn't kicking down the door; it's building your own.
- Don't hate me 'cause I'm booed a fool!
- Don't hate the word, playa; hate the dictionary.
- Get tough: don't work under pressure; work over pressure.
- I wonder: when a Jehovah's Witness dies and goes to Heaven, does God hide behind the door and pretend He's not home?
- Individuality or Unity? I say there's room for both.
- Just because you're scarred for life doesn't mean you should be scared to live.