Brad Garrett Quotes

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• Anyone can cook but only the fearless can be great.
• I think we love watching people that are flawed because we're all flawed.
• It's all I have left in my life, caffeine and a poodle.
• I love strong women, not only in life but in craft.
• I would probably be a teacher if I weren't a comedian.
• Broadway was without doubt the hardest I ever worked in my life and the highest highs I've ever had as an actor. The unadulterated fear…
• But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever…
• Without having some kind of parameters placed on a coach, the reality is they could all have a different vision of what a kid's limit…
• My whole life, I've been telling jokes.
• I believe it's a real tedious hostage negotiation to have a marriage be what it is.
• It's fun to play people who are flawed.
• I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt comfortable.
• There's a black man inside of me just trying to make bail.
• Actually, I have my own charity that I started that helps supplement families with terminal children.
• I come from the world of improv; I love any show or any vehicle that gives me an opportunity to be in the moment.
• I think as any artist you always want to grow; you always want to get better.
• I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel. I…
• I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to have…
• I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television show,…
• You take away all the other luxuries in life, and if you can make someone smile and laugh, you have given the most special gift:…

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