I like to do an occasional guest spot, but it seems that everybody wants me to go the host route. ABC, NBC,… — Bob Crane Everybody Copy Share Image
After the fifth show as Hogan, my radio appearances had shriveled down to two a week Monday and Friday. One afternoon I… — Bob Crane Friday Copy Share Image
I had to talk for a long time to explain to the producer why I wasn't right for 'Please Don't Eat the… — Bob Crane Life Copy Share Image
I like Johnny Carson because he doesn't hold anything back when he's going for a laugh. Johnny will do anything, say anything,… — Bob Crane Anything Copy Share Image
When I blow a line at Disney I say, 'Oh fudge,' instead of what is really on mind. — Bob Crane Disney Copy Share Image
If someone's winning an argument wih me, I throw a funny line at him and run. — Bob Crane Argument Copy Share Image
Believe it or not, Jack Lemmon was my inspiration. I saw him in 'Mr. Roberts' at the Stratford theater. I was just… — Bob Crane Actor Copy Share Image
I had done as much as I could on radio and I was too young to die. So I went on television. — Bob Crane Die Copy Share Image
I know that when I've passed the Jim Nabors set at our studio, I call out 'Hi Gomer,' and I can't honestly… — Bob Crane His Copy Share Image
Frankly, I'm a drummer; and when I wanted to let off steam, I would just go and beat the hell out of… — Bob Crane Beat Copy Share Image
People keep saying that I'm lucky to be naturally funny, that I don't have to work at it. They are wrong. I… — Bob Crane Funny Copy Share Image
Whenever anyone asks me what I did in the service, I just tell him I was a member of the famed 'Remington… — Bob Crane Him Copy Share Image
The public thinks there is a lot of money in 'residuals,' but it really isn't that good. — Bob Crane Good Copy Share Image
They asked me to test for 'Please Don't Eat the Daisies,' but I didn't want any part of that scene. After all,… — Bob Crane Enough Copy Share Image
I own half a million dollars worth of-houses in California. That's a lot for an unemployed actor. — Bob Crane Actor Copy Share Image
I never would take a role of radio announcer, disc jockey or musician. — Bob Crane Music Copy Share Image
