Billy Mays Quotes
- You know what, rip me off once, shame on me. But twice? I'm coming after you and taking back what's mine
- I enjoy what I do. I think it shows.
- I'm a pitchman, my business comes from the pitch, nothing else.
- It's important for me to sell a product that works.
- It's a funny business. I kind of compare it to baseball. I'm always looking for a home run.
- Life's a pitch, and then you buy
- Hi, Billy Mays here for...
- I love beautiful wood.
- Long live your laundry!
- Broken! Busted! Everybody has something to repair. Before buying new, let Mighty Putty fix it for you.
- Just had a close call landing in Tampa. The tires blew out upon landing.
- The infomercial business has been good to me.
- Is it demonstratable? Does it have that wow factor? Is it easy to use? Is it priced right?
- Stuck in the plane on the runway. You can always count on US Air.
- Before you throw it away, let Mighty Mendit save the day.
- The best things in life are free - and $19.95.
- When I'm up against a wall, that's when Billy Mays performs best.