Bill Mauldin Quotes
- Look at an infantryman's eyes and you can tell how much war he has seen.
- Patton was living in the Dark Ages. Soldiers were peasants to him. I didn't like that attitude.
- A soldier's life revolves around his mail. Like many others, I've been able to follow my kid's progress from the day he was born until…
- I was a born troublemaker and might as well earn a living at it.
- I would like to thank the people who encouraged me to draw army cartoons at a time when the gag man's conception of the army…
- Certainly none of the advances made in civilization has been due to counterrevolutionaries and advocates of the status quo.
- I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else.
- Humor is really laughing off a hurt, grinning at misery.
- 'Peace' is when nobody's shooting. A 'just peace' is when our side gets what it wants.
- If you're a leader, you don't push wet spaghetti, you pull it.
- My outlook on warfare is best illustrated by a cartoon I did some thirty-odd years ago of a soldier in an Italian foxhole reading about…
- I feel like a fugitive from the law of averages.