Bernard Manning Quotes
- I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat - because she is of reasonable size, and I care about her and her self-image.
- You are what you eat.....I've eaten so many fat cunts you wouldn't believe
- We used to sleep five to a bed and three of them used to wet the bed. I learnt to swim before I could walk.
- I'm glad I'm not bisexual. I couldn't stand being rejected by men as well as women.
- I once bought my kids a set of batteries for Christmas with a note on it saying, toys not included.
- You are what you eat.....I'm a cunt!