Benny Hill Quotes

18 quotes in 195 categories

• The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to… Aviation
• Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason. Drank
• Do unto others, then run Inspirational
• I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell. Grateful
• Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ? Abstinence
• Never play leapfrog with a unicorn. Leadership
• Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect. All
• Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand. Funny
• That's what show business is, sincere insincerity. Business
• I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be. Girl
• I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one… Afford
• Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe. Breathe
• Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? All
• Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy? Funny
• Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born? All
• Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish. All

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