Benny Hill Quotes
18 quotes
in 195 categories
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The odds against there being a bomb on a plane are a million to one, and against two bombs a million times a million to…
Aviation
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Before I met her, I drank and swore without reason... now I have a reason.
Drank
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Do unto others, then run
Inspirational
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I never yell, I never tell, but I'm grateful as hell.
Grateful
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Did you ever notice that everyone in favour of birth control has already been born ?
Abstinence
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Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Leadership
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Just because nobody complains doesn't mean all parachutes are perfect.
All
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Girls are like pianos. When they're not upright, they're grand.
Funny
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That's what show business is, sincere insincerity.
Business
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I'm not against half naked girls - not as often as I'd like to be.
Girl
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I thought I couldn't afford to take her out and smoke as well. So I gave up cigarettes. Then I took her out and one…
Afford
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Those hot pants of hers were so damned tight, I could hardly breathe.
Breathe
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Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born?
All
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Why would I make one woman so miserable when I can make so many women very happy?
Funny
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Have you noticed that all the people in favour of birth control are already born?
All
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Roses are reddish, Violets are bluish, If it werent for Christmas, Wed all be Jewish.
All
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