Beano Cook Quotes
- You only have to bat 1.000 in two things-flying and heart transplants. Everything else, you can go four in five.
- The first word you see at the airport is 'terminal'.
- You’ll never have a 16-team playoff in college football. The most that could happen would be four teams in the next century. But after that,…
- Dracula and LSU Football are at their best after the sun goes down.
- Ron Powlus will win the Heisman two times and be the greatest quarterback in the history of Notre Dame.
- Best scene in college football is at LSU on a Saturday night.
- Nebraska sets the standard for how fans should act.
- I hate it. I just do. That [artificial turf], local news, the IRS, and hair dryers are the four worst inventions of the century.