Bad Boys 2 Quotes

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• Now that's how you supposed to shoot! From now on, that's how you shoot! Oh man, I want my next partner to shoot like that.…
• I've got a Police Commissioner so far up my ass, if he spits it's coming out of my mouth. -Capt. Howard
• Woosah... -Marcus Burnett
• The Russian Grim Reaper is here. -Alexei
• You know, Dan Marino should definitely buy this car. Well, not this one, 'cause I'm gonna fuck this one up. But he should definitely get…
• That's that bullshit. -Mike Lowery
• I think we just broke the record for the number of gun fights in one week. -Marcus Burnett
• It ain't exactly a pool, man. It's like a big-ass puddle wrapped in blue plastic. -Mike Lowery
• Change the station. More music, less Marcus. If you open the door, he'll be a black Dr. Phil for the next 40 minutes. -Mike Lowery
• We ride together, we die together. Bad boys for life. -Mike Lowery
• I've got so much brass up my ass that I can play the Star Spangled Banner. -Capt. Howard
• You're like a pitbull with that pink thing hanging out. -Marcus Burnett
• 22 cars and a boat, totalled? How did hell you sink a boat? -Capt. Howard
• WHOOOOO, THAT one puckered up my butt-hole! -Mike Lowery
• We lost the coffin and you barbequed our lead, Mike. This has got to be the worst, most emotional cop week of my life. -Marcus…
• This is a nice fish. Big fuckin' eyes, but a nice fuckin' fish. -Marcus Burnett
• Shit just got real. -Marcus Burnett
• See, that's that new spiritual shit my partner's on. Me? I actually prefer shooting motherfuckers. -Mike Lowery
• Damn, it's the niggras! -Marcus Burnett
• A bullet in the head will really mess up your extensions! -Mike Lowery

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