Art Hoppe Quotes
- Old men declare war because they have failed to solve complex political and economic problems.
- If there is no God, who pops up the next Kleenex?
- We all worry about the population explosion, but we don't worry about it at the right time.
- Who knows? Maybe my life belongs to God. Maybe it belongs to me. But I do know one thing: I'm damned if it belongs to…
- We ought to change the legend on our money from "In God We Trust" to "In Money We Trust." Because, as a nation, we've got…
- The proper method of playing mixed doubles is to swipe the ball accidentally and straight at the woman opponent as hard and as accurately as…